24/4/35
hate hate HATE!!!! that trope where rofans only ever have 2 types of female characters: evil white lotus slut bitch and devotee unconditional fangirl of the main character. liek can you really not think of a way for a female character to have a character other than the mc? (and mind you, the mc doesnt have a personality and is a machine for aura farming)
24/4/25
nothing makes me hate a rofan more than yuri bait (and that stupid puppy maid trope)... it's like the victorian concept of romantic friendships where women are permitted to be romatic to their friends as long as they still had husbands, gay rights edging
23/4/25
"embrace your inner child" she wants to jump off her school building with an overly detailed suicide note exposing everyone she hates
22/4/25
21/4/25
21/4/25
i think about fem ritaus all the time omfg, the unfulfilled housewife seamstress slay would go crazy... Going crazy thinking about fem ritaus in a 1890 plain dress looking serious and depressed af omgggggg.... i need her more than i need air
imagine in this au astair uses ritaus for her mommy issues and the prince thing is changed to using ritaus as a mother figure. Then when ritaus gets engaged and has kids astair literally evaporates those children because he's jealous IJBOLLL, i dont think he'd mind her getting a fiance that could be her father figure though. he'd hate kyla because she's trying to convince ritaus to do stuff other than be his mommy
21/4/25
early-mid 2010s aesthetic blogger astair who makes rigorous morning and night routine videos. She has a blogsite where she writes long articles about clothes and trends and also posts pictures of her looking cute. His username would be something like "astairroses" I think one day there'd a twitter thread conspiracy about her being kidnapped because she's never seen with other people, and i think people would joke about it, but it would be mildly true probably- im not sure how to translate the captive thing to modern au though... Then ofc a video of her verbally + physically abusing her staff would surface and she'd cancelled, then she'd have a twitter/tumblr/whatever meltdown and deactivate forever. Random but I think he'd have a lot of tweets where she's subtly slutshaming women. There would be so many little roses (her fandom name) that'd ship her and ritaus, who will just some guy who shoes up, faceless, in videos sometimes and talks off screen. Also I think she would lie a lot, she'd make so many posts about fake stories that happened to her like "when I was in highschool i was an unpopular nerd girl who was always picked on by the popular girls, one day she said no guy would ever want to date me and I'd never get a boyfriend ,then the popular boy came up to me and said 'what are you guys talking about, baby?" then kissed me!!!" ... and then in a q&a video later she'd say she was homeschooled (true) LMFAO
astair runs a twitter account (2020s) where she posts pictures of herself in that specific kind of room (blinds closed/ no windows, carpet, plushies everyday, crowded), camera held up (cute phone case in the shape of my melody), in this au i'm just gonna make it a soap opera plot where he has to be hidden because he's some secret heir lmfao, so when she posts her face she wears a face mask. She gets into fights with other egirls and makes those tweets where it's a mash of all the latest slang words "bouncing on it while he yaps".... She has an alt for venting and sh pics(thumbs up emoji) Let's say she streams video games too. I think she's gonna get into a minor controversy because some guy is seen in the background of her stream
21/4/25
im not an emo or interest in emo music but it seems to me one of the genre conventions is adding as many synonyms to indicate metaphor as possible
20/4/25
read vampire heart a little past the part where vamp boy and regular guy get together, its just cute and normal, bit boring?.... story with the other characters seems fun though
20/4/25
i hate those stories the protagonist is a supposed "side character" and the entire thing is about oooo wo is me i am not special.... "side characters deserve love too" no they dont, fuck em
sorry this is out of my spite of main characters being the least interesting in their story a lot of the time
20/4/25
vampire heart manhwa may be te blueprint for all my bullshit, ummm, i'll go reread and see
20/4=25
i cant stop laughing thinking about ritaus's ending being single forever with minor trauma from astair's bullshit and astair getting to be emperor and a happy ending FUCKKKKK (crying emoji thats meant to signsl laughing)..... and NOTHING for mr ritaus eiser LMFAO
20/4/25
best things about lets hide my little brother first
1. ritaus's beautiful downturned eyes
2. ritaus's beautiful upturned eyebrows
3. ritaus's beautiful big ears
4. ritaus's beautiful shaggy brown hair
5. kyla's dumbass suit that looks out of place af in that one chapter
19/4/25
the best way to elevate a mediocore romance story into an amazing masterpiece level romance story is to add a chapter long scene of a male lead having gay sex
19/4/25
i hate how much yuri bait is in rofan manhwa and how the readers treat it
19/4/25
omigosh i watched a video on why morman missionaries are horrible for missionaries and today I JUST SAW SOME IRL omg this is like my beyonce
19/4/25
im tired of people using the same damn motifs (cannibalism dears crosses catholicsim ) for all their stupid tumblr posts. its the new traumacore.
18/4/25
been trying to find people who have jake paul as their blorbo and make rpf of him but i havent found any yet
18/4/25
manhwa artists making a comic about a bad evil couple and a good awesome couple really do have a vendetta against red heada omfg
18/4/25
there was this thumblr post that was like "i was crying in a mental hospital and a nurse said 'are you like, legit said' to me and it made me stop crying becuase of how ridiculous it was" and then someone replied "as a osychology major this is actually a technique taught to us"
all i could think about was that they should stop teaching that technique because if i was bawling and some nurse bitch walked up to me and said that shit i'd beat her ass for being stupid + evil...you'll be asking your grieving family members if theyre legit after im done with you
18/4/25
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY, JOHN WATERS, VERSUSSSS, DAVID LYNCH! BEGIN!
18/4/25
i fucking knew it, akinator's gay ass owes me 100$ now
18/4/25
ritaus so irrelevant im betting 100$ rn if i do an akinator test akinator wont be able to guess. will come back later to tell outcome
18/4/25
actually the reason i hate (Mildly dislike) scrolling format and extensive sfx in comics is because i feel like the comic is trying to tell me what to feel. Like, oh you added those stupid black lines and purple background because you wanted me to feel like the scene was intense? You made that bitch shiny and had her hair flying around and gave her speech bubble an aura because you wanted me to feel like she was being profound? You were crying and Begging for me to think that joke was funny because they;re chibis now and you used from asset store pattern as the background? Well guess what,, eagles lock talons and do death spirals to the floor with other eagles to see if their quick enough to release each other and fly away to prevent both of their deaths, this is to test if the other eagle will be a suitable mate. But they don't just do this with mates, enemy eagles and friends also do this.
18/4/25
omfg i searched up 'manhwa' on twitter trying to find stuff to read and i got the nastiest craziest stuff somehow
18/4/25
crazy how i've seen both people who think manhwa is meaningful and deep while manga is cheap trash and also people who think the opposite .
17/4/25
ritaus is like a choker necklace to astair, um, aeshtetically pleasing but ultimately suffocatimg
17/4/25
basically 70% of people who say steak is their favorite food are evil
17/4/25
manic pixie nightmare girl astair , levelheaded human reality boy ritaus... lets all die.
to astair ritaus is a levelheaed pixie dream boy
17/4/25
i read "marry my husband" manhwa and all i got from it was a vivid scene in my head of jiwon spanking sumin with a whip in a sex dungeon i cant even lie
17/4/25
to me the only way lhmlbf could be good without redoing the entire plot and characters would be to make astair a girl and have the timeskip be her returning as a sexy butch(butch4butch kylastair... im onto something omgg) also keep ritaus crush on franz? and no more marienne(?) and franz family that shit was so weird, any depiction of a couple who are parents until atleast like 21 in a positive light lowkey makes me sick to my stomach uhhh... they can date idgaf
16/4/25
ive said this before but if your "toxic obsessive yandere" lead isn't actively trying to ruin their beloved's life for their own benefit/security and they aren't making their beloved miserable then they're just boring idgaf, i'm not a wish fulfillment reader i dont want some guy who listens to whatever i say, i read stories to see bitches FIGHT
16/4/25
ok so my ideal "lets hide my little brother" replot:
kyla is so consumed by her desire to do things right with her little brother in this life that she locks him up and kills her entire family because they get in the way(thumbs uo emoji) parallel to og astair kyahhhh
16/4/25
also imagine ritaus and astair as jihwan and sohui... its perfect
16/4/25
i need astair ritaus villain couple more than i need air bitch... literally CLASSIC white lotus bitch x shitty ex, imagine youre reading romantic drama story (couple breaker, flowers on a withered tear, marry my husband) and you find out the annoying ex has a chart topping situationship with some evil bitch, more antagonist couples need to have interesting dynamics actually
16/4/25
they needed to put that scene whwre one of astairs followers call him good looking in because they knew we wouldnt be able to infer it just from his looks
16/4/25
grown ass tall giantic astair lysch is the definition of flop maybe. He's like the common denominator of 'yandere onsessive toxic' male leads, he's so boring in personality and design that he barely even registers as a presence in my head, literally lukewarm water. he's like 143 while gorgeous besutiful evil astair is teenage dream.
16/4/25
every new clothing i hear about looks the exact same omfg.... himekaji, shojogirl, female horror game protagonist.... GUYS.
16/4/25
a comic with bad story and good art will just feel like a slog to read... and by good art i mean like prettiness if characters and lighting and color and stuff.... i think composition is the most important art thing in comics because you need it for the comic to be even readable
12/4/25
i hate it when people come up with some stupid ass nickname for a ship, everlark? who the fuck is ever and who the fuck is lark? get to the point.
12/4/25
there was this time where at the very end of my dreams id realize i was dreaming and had a few seconds before my brain forced itself up to try to lucid dream. So obviously ine day i tried to have sex and it formulated in a girl neing introduced to me at a party and us getting to my bed. I laid on it and she was kneeling above me and as she stared into my eyes it was the file of the dream corrupted... she became analog horror monster... i thought she mightve been a demon when i woke up but idrc
12/4/25
how do i lucid dream iam literally desperate for pussy
12/4/25
webtoon character murders girlfriend endlessly as she regenerates
commenters: what a red flag! toxic vibes honestly
10/4/25
in germany on a trip rn... this is just like in possession 1981 omggg (heart eyes emoji)
8/4/25
the best manhwa really is those ones where its set in a school and trying to 'tackle serious issues' (bulying, eating disorders, yadayada) and also fighting isn't a part of the story as in a shonen way. Its the best because they dont use excessive assets and lighting (rofan manhwa) and also because most of them are so overexaggerated and dramatic its fun to read asdfghk... "My favorite idol" is literally the funniest story ever, you have to read it
7/4/25
i think a lot of manhwa, especially rofan manhwa, is overproduced. i'm tired of seeing so many special lighting and asset brushes and onomaetopias and narration boxes and chibis or whatever.... i know people read rofan for the spectacle but there's just so much of it it makes me feel nothing. i feel like im watching one of those tiktoks with subway surfers and asmr plastered onto it all at the same time
7/4/25
the one within the villainess is a very average comic and not really the masterpiece it is treated as
6/4/25
i can't listen to actual music i like when i work because it distracts me and makes my start daydreaing about my ocs, but lofi/jazz/ykyk makes me feel nauseuos when I listen to it... Whale noises are just stimulating enough to not bore me but not stimulating enough for me to get out of my seat and start dancing (that could change if a music producer was really good and really brave)
4/4/25
my ideal romance male/female lead
4/4/25
gettng a prostate exam, worried about the doctor doing freaky stuff to you, lie down, few seconds don't feel anything, look up, your doctor is having sex with another doctor
4/4/25
really been discovering the joy of and deleting posts 5 minutes after you write them lately
1/4/25
How Pinterest Radicalized Me
1/4/25
i can't stand that type of clothes that looks like a weird mesh of cyberpunk + futuristic + officewear? you see it on like every gacha game character. in clothes to me i like clear silouettes, bold colors... tailoring.... maybe a pattern.... keep it simple...
1/4/25
has anyone tried like a horror thing with their neocities website where at first it looks like a normal cute personal site but it glitches out and gets creepier the more you click on the site pages? itd totally work...
1/4/25
we can turn smelking salts into a party drug if we try hard enough
1/4/25
i hate it when people post their funny interactions and their the one thst's funnt... like it screams fake! it screams ego... im being a hater ignore me
1/4/25
rip carravagio your crazy ass wouldve loved doxing people over tiktok art discourse
30/3/25
call these bitches pussies the way they sleep on me
29/3/25
adds "male!" prefix to a character who is already male in the canon story
28/3/25
it's time to get serious... time to philosophize about ANOREXIA
I compare having anorexia to being drunk. People drink to drown their sorrows and get to smashed to be bothered, and I did anorexia for the same reason. For both instances I had it; the first time I was very obsessive about counting calories and food and numbers and such, I think it distracted me from my other mental problems, as I just did not care about anything that wasn't related to dieting or weightloss. For my second time, it was more about purposely trying to deteriorate my brain with starvation enough to not care about my mental problems, which worked, and it really did make me feel shitfaced all the time... Luckily now that I'm not doing Anorexia anymore I haven't turnt to binge drinking.
28/3/25
got over my astair ritaus obsession, that's what they get for being from a mediocore manhwa and not being given their dues from the author...HEEJAE SEYEONG AUTHORITARIAN DICTATORSHIP IN MY HEAD FOREVER
28/3/25
"firefox won't let you open this page" sew your urethra shut and let me watch buffy the vampire slayer bitchhh
27/3/25
i should make a slice of life comedy episodic comic... that'd save me.... but i don'y know howwww
27/3/25
in modern au Astair would be obsessed with those tumblr posts and tiktok slideshows about "the hot villian outfit....dark academia....when the villain is the love interest....once upon a villain" type stuff... remember when he said that corny ass "I think I'd prefer to be a villain over a boring hero" line asdfghjk.... I think he'd love all the youtube shorts horror stuff for kids too, poppys playtime, creepypastas...his entire watch history would be those "tiktok audios to imagine yourself as a hot sexy mysterious villain"... omfg he's a chuuni
27/3/24
well im sorry my pussy is evil? is that what you want me to say?
25/3/24
astair is courtney love but she deserves to be addison rae
25/3/24
ritaus is a man very hung up on values, traditions and beliefs and such.... very princely, very chivalrous... this is why he won't go off on astair, because of the promise made the eiser family and the lysch family...ritaus got infatuated with kyla in the comic because she was quite bold, new, brazen... could this be because he now associates his traditional vlaue set with being stuck to astair? this is probably why he liked franz too...
i think astair is a sort of villainous princess, a princess with the autonomy to actively want a prince and get mad when it is denied....so therefore not fitting to the role...also the gender sthing, so maybe a dark side to the traditional values ritaus hold... franz could also be like a real princess to ritaus, very pure very innocent very naive... if's like a renewed version of his fairytale with astair....
24/3/24
read the lhmlb side story about the actual og novel and it only further cemented the fact that ritaus is the funniest man alive. crush gets kidnapped and tortured by astair in a dungeon and he's just like "astair pleak stop(pleading emoji".... fiance at risk at being murdered by astair and he goes "don't do it! it'll make her brother (my crush) sad! (pleading emoji).... he really deserved all that shit coming to him omfg....
anyways what even was the ending to the og novel? i think it was astair ascending to the throne but what about ritaus??? i mean, in the og story astair got to franz after the ascension but in the side story it was when astair was in girlmode... maybe astair and ritaus really did have a doomed failing marriage knight prince relationship after all... a better reality....
24/3/24
ritaus is like the husband in the bee movie
24/3/24
my ritaus astair playlist
24/3/24
this is going to happen to ritaus thrice
23/3/25
i want color lightcone surgery for my eyes so i can see more colors, too bad nobody else would be able to See My Colors.... Except birds! (thumbs up emoji)
23/3/25
ritaus kyla and astair kind of give off blue beard vibes if you think about it... i think ritaus is the dead wife honestly
23/3/25
why was fancy water a trendy thing for 2014 tumblr grunge aesthetic people? is it an outgrowth of the eating disorder culture? probably... maybe not...probably yes...
23/3/25
i havedeleted my posts trashing on lhmlbf because frankly it's not that serious to me anymore
23/3/25
ritaus is so hot... his downturned eyes and upturned eyebrows and large ears and shaggy brown hair.... his righteous complacent dipshit attitude (he acts like a stern head of the house father even though he's only 19-20).... the air of patheticism reeking off of him in every scene hes in... the perfect man....
22/3/25
ok i think im being very abraisve now so ill stop talking
22/3/25
a tree mounted upright (1375 words) by LoveKeqing
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 우선 남동생부터 숨기자 | Let's Hide My Little Brother (Webcomic)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Astair Lynch/Ritaus Eiser
Characters: Astair Lynch, Ritaus Eiser
Additional Tags: Not Canon Compliant, Character Study, woohoo first work for this webcomic and its my rarepair yep i know thats right
Summary:
Ritaus is late for Astair's birthday.
just wrote an astair ritaus fic (THE FIRST LHMLB FIC BTW!!!) dont fuck with me... hopefully this will convert some into my beautiful horrible ship
22/3/25
ritaus and astair should have a child just so ritaus can emotionally neglect it and astair can be invasively controllingtowards it
22/3/25
honestly i cant stand it when a yandere's beloved goes along with their bullshit🤷 its so boring.
22/3/25
i think yanderes should always be paired with people who oppose them or cannot live up to what they want, like how much do you REALLY like this guy lol?😝 if the guy youre in love with because he doesnt treat you like anyone else starts treating you like everyone else... would you kill him or yourself⁉️
22/3/25
astair should literally shoot ritaus.
21/3/25
astair sends ritaus the diet pepsi mv and says 'this is so us<3333', ritaus response: it absolutely is not
21/3/25
let me make it clear to all viewing my page... the astair and ritaus I draw and talk about is not the astair and ritaus from "lets hide my younger brother first" like at all. they are like, alternative universe versions of astair and ritaus from lhmlbf that i made up because i liked the puzzle pieces shown in the comic and made up a whole other puzzle for them to fit into.
21/3/25
never trust a skinny bitch with a pixie cut they're all evil
20/3/25
wow is this how ovulation feels? it feels like normal. i forgot when my last period was....um....
20/3/25
my horny ass could never be an american football player
20/3/25
porn is bad for you so i just jack off to henri matisse's still life paintings
19/3/25
im going to turn astair and ritaus into my ocs because i cant stand the comic, also kyla and franz why not, evil kyla here i come
17/3/25
okay here's a fun story for everyone
when i was a wee child i watched a youtube clip of a movie where jesus was being crucified and it gave me a fear of being kidnapped and crucified at night. So I would toss around in bed trying to find a position they couldn't crucify me in (impoosible feat). In class a photo was shown of jesus being crucified and i looked away out of fear, everyone thought it was because i didnt want to see jesus barely clothed like they couldn't comprehend a child not wanting to see imagery of a man nailed on a cross... first child raised non christian to be trauamtized by christianity!?
they used to show mr bean in class and i hated watching the show because i felt bad for mr bean...
17/3/25
ive actually been making a lot of art but i havent been putting it up since it's all ugly as fuck
15/3/25
my photography board on pinterest is secretly my suggestive fetish photo collection at this point. and i dont even think giant guys are that hot
13/3/25
now I have to wait like a day for my css file to work omfg
11-3-25
working on site rn hehe